Why get chocolate and teddy bears? Why get stressed at all? Come to Sparky's Valentine's haunt; And miss the rush at the mall.
We have scares to make her reach for your arms. Frights to make him jump. Horrors to make you glad you are alone; And not with a scared wimpy chump.
Alcohol is available too but only if you are of age. So come on down with a thirst for fun; And look for the queen in the cage.
It may be cold... but we'll keep you warm... We have heaters to warm your way. You may be cozzy/comfy, but we'll give you a chill. Remember ... blood is red ... even on Valentine's Day.
Available to all those who can handle it, introducing for the first time in Spokane...
A Bloody Valentine's Day haunt. We are continuing our haunt for two more weekends. Fri 2/21 and Sat 2/22 and Fri 2/28 and Sat 2/29. You can book at the door or online at www.sparkysfunhouse.com. Located off Mission St on Helena St. Close to Gonzaga University.
You may even see some of the same similar characters from our Halloween haunt. Come on by if you dare ...